LankaTopTen - Sri Lanka Jokes collection

• What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

• God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

• I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

• Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE….

• First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

• Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

• Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy..

• I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears....

• Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

• A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

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