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  • What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
  • God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
  • I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
  • Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE….
  • First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
  • Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?
  • Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy..
  • I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears....
  • Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
  • A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Source of jokes :www.funsms.net